George Michael- Careless Whisper
this was a favorite of mine when i was a kid. now that i’m older, i still like the song and know why. it’s his eyebrows. they’ve got magical powers. “no!” you may say, “it’s the songwriting! it’s his voice!” you’re wrong. it’s his eyebrows. i know this because i am a scientist. i tested the effect of his eyebrows on a group of young children. they were naughty to begin with. incorrigible. then i made them watch this video. they were mesmerized. i then proceeded to steal their lunch money (in the name of science). put your wallet in your front pocket when you play this one.
-the skinny miracle
